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The things your mother tells you

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I had a laugh when I saw this. It reminded me of some of the things my mother used to tell me. I am not sure if she believed them or if she said it to stop me doing certain things

  • if you swallow chewing gum it will stay in your stomach forever
  • nosebleeds make you lose weight
  • pepper takes seven years to pass through your system
  • long hair saps your strength
  • bathing more than once a week removes all your natural oils
  • you can’t wash your hair when you have your period
  • you get sick if you go outside with wet hair
  • if you wear mascara it all collects behind your eyeballs. So badly that one day they would have to remove your eyeballs to scrape it all out
  • peacock feathers and owls are unlucky
  • you have to cover mirrors during a storm or they will attract lightning
  • sitting on cold cement gives you piles
  • swallowing an apple seed will mean an apple tree will grow in your stomach
  • each time you crack your knuckles they get bigger and bigger
  • if you pick your nose your nostrils will get so huge you will be able to see your brain
  • if your ear rings, someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite
  • your first wee of the day will take freckles away. You had to apply it to your freckles so that was an ewww nope from me

 


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